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There was a young girl from Carlow
Who gave off a weird greeny glow ,
Went to the doctor
Who did nothing but mock her
So now she is full of woe.

By Aine Rowe.

There was a young boy from Carlow
He was walking down the barrow.
He fell into the river
he lost his liver.
Then the track got n arrow.

By Eric Hanley.

There was a old woman called Jenny
She had a very old penny
She was very old
She became very bold
Now she has a friend called Benny

Craig Hickey

There was a young girl called Amelia
who was very mean to her ma
she pulled her hair
and called her abear
and then her ma said see ya

daniel heffernan

There once was a boy named Log
Who had a massive dog
His dog was a hound
Who kept running round
So then he got a new pet frog

By Pat Meaney

There was a young boy called hairy
Who grew up and married Mary
He grew up one night
And joined a fight
And that was the end of poor hairy

By Ben Ashmore

There was a young called Clare
Who just fell off her chair
She got a big fright
Last Friday night
'Cause she was eaten by a bear!

By Oisin Nolan

There was a young girl called clare
Who went and said a prayer
To go to naas
To see her friend Grace
And magicly she was there

By Cliodhna nolan

There was a young boy called Zac
Who always ate bairn breac
One day he got the ring
So he bought loads of bling
And he put it all in a sack

By Lucy Roche

There was a young boy called Ben
He always rubbed his hen
He put them in bed
Said good night to Fred
and then licked his pen.

By Conor Mc Farlane.

There was a young boy called Joe
He had a very big toe
He walked very slow
And went to every show
And wanted stuff to glow

By Andrea Kerr


There was a young girl from called
Who wanted to go to the show
She went in the car
But didnt go far
Then desided to go on the barrow

By Chloey Nolan

There was a young girl called Betty
She got really really sweaty
She ran so far
So she got a car
So Betty wouldn't be so sweaty

By Stephanie Nolan

There was a young girl called Mary
who was very very contrary
one day she got cross
when got fired by her boss
And did not look like a fairy.

by Sinead


there was a young girl called mary
one day she went contray
locked her self in the bin
put her head in the bin
in a box of dairy

by Aj flynn


There was a young girl called Mary
Who's feet were rather hairy
She washed them each day
In a particular way
And they didn't look so scary.

By Mairenn


There was a young girl called Mary.
Whose body was very scary.
She fellinto the dairy.
Now she is very hairy.
And never wants to be a fairy.

By Rachael Looney

There was a yong boy called Caoimhín
he always ate his green beens
he woke up one night
had a big fight
now he dosnt want to be seen

Caoimhín Ryan

There once was a man from Carlow
who never tasted a marshmellow
he was very lazy
but now he`s gone crazy
and now he`s a very sound fellow

By Michael Gardiner


There was a yong girl called Molly
Who had a doll called Polly
She broke her toe
But did'nt know
So now she goes in a trolly.

by......SIOBHAN WATCHORN


There was a young boy called Sam,
He had a big,fat palm,
His mum said to him,
Put it in the bin,
But he just became a lamb.

BY JACK HOGAN

There was young boy called wayne
who apperently fell off a train
he got a great shock
and jumped off the dock
and then he grew quite a mane.

BY RONAN REDDY


THEIR WAS A YOUNG GIRL CALLED MARY
WHO WAS VERY VERY CONTRARY
WHO GOT STUNG BY A BEE
ON HER LEFT KNEE
AND THEN LOOKED VERY SCARY

BY MATT DUNDON


THERE WAS A GIRL NAMED MARY
SHE WAS VERY HAIRY
SHE LOVED TO DRINK
OUT IN THE DAIRY OUT OF THE DIRTY
SINK
THAT WAS IN THE DAIRY

BH MICHAEL KELLY


THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL CALLED MARY
WHO WAS ALLERGIC TO DAIRY
SHE ATE SOME CHEESE
THEN SHE STARTED TO SNEEZE
THEN HER MOTHER WAS QUITE CONTRARY

BY EDEL CRADDEN


there was a young boy called davy
he always wore something navy
every body laughed
when he fell of the raft
and he was covered in gravy

Gerard Flynn